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"Hello Muna, it's me May..."

"Hey May wassup?"

"I have some disturbing news... Its Judas"

"Yes, how is he doing now?"

"You won't believe what it is I'm about to tell you."

"Ow come on, could it be the typhod again?"

"No. I'm afraid your boyfriend is pregnant."

"What!"

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